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My name is Jim Koch.
As you can see above, my last name rhymes with "botch". As in,
"don't botch the pronunciation of Koch."
I'm the webmaster for
this site. If you have any suggestions or feedback, just keep
it to yourself. It took me over a month to get the site
looking this crappy. Imagine how much effort it would take for
me to actually make it look good.
My autocross car is
Emmy, a BMW E36 M3. She's a pretty good car, albeit feisty at
times. By the end of the autocross season, I hope to
domesticate this wild beast. Ergo, from wooly mammoth to
Snuffalufagus.
P.S. Charles, you owe
me $20... I was able to use "albeit", "ergo", and "Snuffalufagus" in
my profile.
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Ever since getting
married recently, Charles has been the quintessential family man.
He keeps busy at work, earning enough money to put food
on the table. At home he sits by the fireplace every night, reading the
periodicals.
But all of that will
change when autocross season starts. Flying by the seat of his
pants in his Nissan 300ZX, he'll be hell on wheels. Mothers,
hide your children. Fathers, watch in envy.
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Little is known about
Jeff. Believed to actually be a drifter, he somehow knows
where and when all of the autocross events occur. In exchange
for the rides that he bums, he'll perform cheap labor on your racecar.
Actually, Jeff is
Charles' neighbor. Nissan mechanic by day, alcoholic by night.
But then, isn't that everyone's life story?
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